These are my top ten yo mama jokes... juz 4 fun and hope u like them!

1.Yomama so fat that when she went bungee jumping, she went straight to hell.
2.Yomama so fat that she needs to go to the underwater world to get baptised.
3.Yomama so ugly that she made an onion cry.
4.Yomama so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.
5.Yomama so ugly that when she threw a boomerang, it never came back.
6.Yomama so short that when she sneezes, her head hits the floor.
7.Yomama mouth so big that she speaks in surround sound.
8.Yomama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
9.Yomama so stupid she tried to wake a sleeping bag.
10.Yomama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.