I left 3 jian bao, e-math, english project etc. to finish within 48 hours.
Still have to minus 12 hours for TV
3 hours for meals
16 hours for sleep
2 hours for bath
1 hour for day-dreaming
1/2 hour for laughing.
Tat leaves me wif 13 and 1/2 hours to finish.
Actually enuf hor?

Anyway, school is reopening and I fear to noe my new form teacher.
She or he must not have:

1. a long black face
2. ugly hair
3. most importantly: A DISLOCATED JAW

Teachers are the most horrible things on earth. They are the most disturbing organism on this planet. I have been praying for the society ever since teachers were created. Anyway, I dun need someone to teach me what to do and I dun need a superior. They suck. I noe I should not be talking bout this on new year's eve but for your information, this is their new year's eve present. Take it or leave it. At least I was totful enuf to give u one.

*Their present, our hell. These are the hell guards.:)

*SEC4 FORM TCHERS 2007
4A: Lim Siok Hong

4B: Ng Shan Shan

4C: Eugene Ong

4D: Lam Siok Hiang

4E: Huey Jy(Mrs Jain)

4F: Tay Keng Wei

4G: Kanjana(Ganesan)

4H: Ng Puay Khim

4J: Ong Peng Geok

4K: Helen

4L: Chen Hong Ming

Happy suffering people. Let us burn for eternity!!!

oh yar...I forgot! 2006 was a great year. had loads of fun but definitely not with the teachers. anyway i hope that 2007 will be better. Farewell 2006! I will miss u!

Happy New Year!

Today is Christmas and I wanted to be a little more creative in what I write. So here goes.
5 Things you SHOULD do during Christmas
1. Arrive at Orchard MRT station at around 10-12 pm and try walking.
2. Play hide & seek in Wisma and attempt to find all your frens.
3. Go to Tangs at shout "BOMB!"
4. Run around the Christmas tree in Taka and count how many rounds have ran before you got caught.
5. Buy 10 Packets of cotton wool and pour them down from the highest floor
of Taka.

5 Things you SHOULD NOT do during Christmas
1. Sing Carols
2. Send Christmas Cards
3. Exchange Christmas presents
4. Wish everyone "Merry Christmas"
5. And "A Happy New Year"


FAQ

1. What should I do If I see someone dressed in a snowman/elf/santa and any other costumes related to Christmas ?

Ans: Strip Him/Her/It naked

2. What should I wear out to Orchard Road

Ans: A blue striped shirt with a yellow 3/4s, pink shoes with high purple socks.

*Best is to go out with a pumpkin on your head, holding the Grim Ripper's blade thing shouting "Happy Haloween"

3. What should I do if I see Santa's sleigh fly across the sky ?

Ans:

Option 1

Call the UN and report about a suspicious object with a red dummy on top holding dozens of sleigh bells. Tell them to blast it down.

Option 2

Wave.

4. Why is there no snow in Singapore ?

Ans: Go Away!!!!

Well? Farewell!!! Just go and don't come back. Ended up only 5 sec 4s came. How interesting. When I got to the hall, I started laughing at the place. Pathetic. I asked my band fren:" you know this year our farewell where or not?" that person replied:" ritz carlton?? I thought you all every year hotel one wat?" And I told her that it was the air-con hall that we borrowed from dance. Anyway, its over. I just treated it like a choir celebration/party. JUBILATE!!!

I will be going to e farewall ( reluctantly) . Most importantly is i dun want to waste money okay. Nothing else. No such thing as " i miss my seniors and meeting them e last time" i go there for e sake of e food. i will go home straight when i am full.

Do you seriously think I will be going???
I bet many of e sec 4s also not going.
Why?
They complain bout e location lor! Air-con hall wat! No high class enough for them wat. They think cheapo wat. But I tell you hor, we never give them 85 market or Tanah Merah underground already very good already okay? At least you all have air-con.
Last time only noe wat to treat us like shit....committee always stick together....outcast certain level de juniors.
Now you get air-con hall den you complain...Complain somemore lar! I think they deserve it all right?! Its not like as if we ill-treat them wat. We save money on location to buy better food they also not happy. You have to understand that nothing is perfect in this world and you will not always get what you want okay? You get something, eventually you will lose something. As simple as that. So stop complaining.
Anyway, I think this is wat I call KARMA!!!! "Ying Guo Lun Hui"

Too Bad! You treat us like Shit!? You get AIR-CON HALL :)

Hey I'm back! haven blogged for a long time:) almost forgot that i own a blog.
I noe its been long since the Malacca trip but I still have to say somethings about it. But first of all, i have to state that we, choir members paid $289 to sing and kena diarrhoea. The food there sucks lar! some kind of buffet style like serving for hungry ghosts one lor! the food is left in the open without anyone tending to it and there are flies everywhere. Unhygienic.

Whateva, dun want to talk about that already.
Day1, we assembled outside the general office and I saw many of my frenz parents. Now I noe that "Like father like son" is true. Monsters give birth/lays eggs to monsters and nothing else.
That's like obviously!!! What more can you expect from a freak's parents?
We boarded e bus bout half hour later and e journey to the custom is like looooooooooooooooong
After we reached e custom, we soon reached Malaysia. There, you will see people taking out there handphones calling their precious parents. " Mummy, I'm in Malaysia already...yar dao liao le!" (reply):" Zi ji yao xiao xing arh? Take care of yourself arh! Dun eat too much heaty food okay?".. blah blah blah:)
I was waiting for some homesick sec1s to start crying over e phone. hehe...so interesting!

Okay...den e trip to Watercity resort from e custom was even longer. We should have taken a plane there.We've got nothing to do on e bus except for looking out the window staring at plantations. Lame. E people in e bus were noisy, damn noisy. Around 150 decibels.
My butt was aching when we finally reached the ULU resort. Damn! I think it turned purple:)
We stayed on the bus for Sim to give out the room keys and announce the rooming.
Me and BH were elated when we did not get who did not want in our room. HEHE!

Den after tat also quite xian...whole day only practise twice den stay in room slack already.
Den we have to go eat dinner wif e stupid winter clothing...but we were not e worst. Others ate wif e santa claus hat on their head. We all looked like goondus...people will think that Malacca is very cold when it is so near e equator. HELLO?! DUN MAKE SENSE???

We sang white christmas and i'll be home 4 christmas. I hate these songs. I hate carols. It's like 3 weeks to christmas and we are already in e mood. What will happen during christmas eve??? We will juz ride a buffalo to greenland thinking that it's actually a reindeer. Rudolf e reindeer.
Wadeva.

Day 2.
Warm up was cancelled so we had free time until our free time on our schedule. We went Jusco. Den we also went to F.O.S to buy clothes. I bought something. Yar something. I needed a latte so we went to the Coffee Bean! I soon realised that i was obsessed with caramel latte ice blended. So? So I bought it again lor!
We went back for lunch and headed for Dr Wong Su San's workshop. E only thing I remembered was :" I am ur puppet! You control me! It's very tiring u noe?" and that's it. I can't really remember wat we did next so just assume tat that's e end of day 2.

Day 3.
Terrible day.
Horrible day.
Idiotic day.
"Damn it" day.
"Screw you" day.
Practises and workshops lined back to back.
Non-stop. Continuous. Neverending.
We were training for tonight's SYF choice song presentation and i dun want to lose face. Especially in front of Cat High, VS and TKSS.
We will be singing Kasar Mie La Gaji and Meplalian. Hehe... i love these 2 songs. Power songs. But we not enuf power to power up e songs. Too bad. Only can kena own lor. Lame.
Okay, change topic.

Arwin Tan's workshop.
" Can you all pronounce ur Ja properly? Clear sound. Not JazzzzzzJa. Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja"
"U all have to be more happy. Like you are dancing. Kasar Mie La Gahiiiiiiiiiii!!!!"
Tat's bout all I can remember.

Habermann's workshop.
The end. I dun remember a thing.:)

Our presentation sucked. Lousy. Cos alot of us losing our voice. So i dun want to say much bout it. Partly cos I lazy to type. In conclusion, it sucked.

Night3.
Tis was e best night. There were no lights out, So we play. I got sam, deb, bing, cher, pam, bella, sarah and jess in e "play group" and we when to e swimming pool to soak our feet. Den we when to e playground. E playground looked very nice. Even at night. BUT!!!!!..... looks can be deceiving. You will not like tat place. E see saw, can send you flying back to Singapore. And e swing. OMG!!! E whole swing was shaking when we sat on it. It looked like it will give way anytime. And lastly,........ e TERROR SLIDE!!!! it was horrible. E steepness of e slide was too much. TOO MUCH!!! i did not expect it to be like tat. The slide looked short but it was not. When i when down, i freaked out. I counld not control my speed and e slide was not ending. Den i saw a ray of light at e end of e slide n I was relieved. But then, WALAH!!!! BOOM! i landed flat on my butt. My tailbone hurt. Even up till now. That was e worst ride of my life. Say no thanks to second round or you will regret.
We also saw people from other school attempting e slide. But we did not warn them. We wanted to have fun watching them. ...and then " BOOM"! another butt was injured. I cheered and I clapped. Hehe! Who ask you all to sing so well??? you deserve it. Soon there will be a butt-shaped trench in e ground with a piece of paper there saying:" this is where ur butt should land"

Now imagine...
E lightning flashed across e sky n e thunder roared. You turn back and you see e evil playground. Bats flew across. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" and den an evil scream. You see a light in front of you. Quite a distance away. tat's a safe place. You started to run towards it, away from e evil playground. But everything was in slow motion. " NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" you screamed. "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And you hear devil children in e playground saying:" Come!Come and play wif me!!!!!"
"Snap!" Okay, come back to reality. tat will be your impression of e playground after you played in it.

Day4.
When shopping at Mahkota Parade.
Bought alot of things.
Made our way back to Singapore.
On e bus, we watched Over E Hedge and Madagascar. I slept during e first one like everyone did and woke up just in time to watch e ending.
Wait!? Why am I talking bout this??? Okay forget it.
I reached Singapore, went home and went to bed.