Today, our dear bass sl marcus choy had a heated argument with the loud and smelly liu hongzhe. Just like the one between johannes and yunzhen [except that they settled it outside the music room]

We were in the room. den the bass area there suddenly got some commotion. den marcus walked past the tenors and altos towards the door saying : "sorry mr toh". den he went out of the room.

Anyway, who do u think u are. that was very rude. I in choir for 4 years also never "sorry mr toh" den barge out of the room okay? u think u sl very big arh?

According to zhao han, the argument started cos hongzhe tot that marcus purposely make him stand in front and let the sec 1s stand behind. I seriously cannot believe that they actually quarelled about this. They are making a mountain out of a molehill. He is ur sl. so do as u are told smelly boy. and dun try to retaliate since u noe that he does not like u. They can actually quarrel about such small things to the extend that both president, 1 logistic and 1 conductor have to help settle the problem.

Childish. Totally childish and naive. I can only say that they have nothing better to do. Seriously. Its like counting the number of letters in ur textbook and in the end complain that the number is not an even number. Stupid. Totally stupid and moronic. Why did you even do it in the first place? Thats why i say that they asked for it. they create trouble for themselves den still ask others to settle it for them. Its like shiting on the floor on purpose and asking ur mum clean it up for u.

I am just speechless.

Title: Ugliness should be a crime

Good morning ladies and gentlemen, we would like to propose a bill to make Ugliness a crime. This would be my first reading and I would explain my bill before it is passed to the parliament and then the ministry of minorities.

Ugliness is a crime. Ugliness is defined as when 70% of the population regards that individual as ugly. If a person is demanded as ugly in this way, that particular person would be deemed as unlawful. These people who are ugly are considered as an eyesore, although it is not their fault, but it will still cause destruction to the environment and the mental health of Mankind. I do not agree with the idiom “Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.”, because it's not true. If you are ugly, that’s it. You wil be ugly. There is no such thing as others will find me beautiful.

Let's imagine a day, in which you walk out of your house. Feeling happy, you decide to spend the day with extreme joy. But, your eyes suddenly come into direct contact with an ugly individual. You feel that your intestines are starting to melt. Your bile starts to spill out from your mouth, your heart stops and then nothing. You see? This is the kind of destruction an ugly individual can cause. If ugliness can kill, why can't people who are ugly be considered as murderers?

Ugly people are mutually destructive. More ugly people would reduce birth rate, causing a beehive population pyramid. When a couple sees an ugly child, they would start to believe in infanticides, contraceptives, vasectomy, ligation and abortion. They would want to avoid all chances of getting an ugly child.

When two ugly people mate, the chances are, they would give birth to an extremely ugly individual. This is because of two recessive genes coming together. This would create a vicious cycle, in which in the end would result in a 0 birth rate.

Ugliness would also reduce the working population's efficiency. Therefore ugly people should be treated as physically repulsive, intellectually retarded and should be arrested for 1st degree murder.

Thank You

According to other classes, we were supposed to do some somersaultings. The guys already went to place those stupid mattresses in position and suddenly, something pissed him off. Which i totally dunno what was it and who did it. Anyway, i am not interested either. He was damn pissed. [i cannot say that his face turned black cos no one will be able to tell] He say that he is going to punish us and that we brought it upon ourselves.
He made us run up and down the stairs [u noe the one leading to the field from the aircon hall?]
Go up come down is counted as once. He made us do 20. OMG 20 fugging rounds!!!
Then he made us do some lame P.T.

• made us do 50 sit-ups
• support our entire body with 1 elbow [he brought us to the fitness corner to do this on purpose...he noes that the floor very rough and we will all scratch our elbows...and he succeeded]
• made the guys do 8 chin-ups

Wadeva. He is a psycho. Tat's the most suitable word for him. No more substitution.

A fugly psycho. Fug him.

I seriously hopes that he would do something wrong out of lust and get sacked. But leave me out of this. :)

Today was a totally bad day for me.
I cannot go for the welcome party cos i have go for dental appointment.
Got lots to tell today so bear with me.

I went to meet my mother straight after school and it was pouring heavily. [Im like: must u do this to me? i only want to go for my dental!!!]
And i entered the train drenched. wadeva. I hate the rain.
Den, i went to this food centre near the hospital to have my lunch. That place is a wierd place. Filled with wierd people everywhere. The food tasted wierd too. I saw this student snapping his fingers and walking at the same time. [wierd no 1]. Den i saw this old uncle standing at the corner of the food centre talking to himself. [ wierd no 2]. I also saw this aunty walking and suddenly stop in the middle of the pavement. I was walking right behind her and i bumped into her. I said sorry to her but she did not respond. Not even an expression on her face. She just stood there and stone. Staring into blank space. [ and that is wierd no 3]

When i was having my lunch, my mum when to look at some stuff and i was alone with these wierd people all around me. Suddenly, this man holding a poster with the words xxx cancer society approached me. Immediately i knew he wanted me to donate some money.

Ideal Conversation With Man
Man: I am from xxx cancer society. Sorry to bother u but please look at the picture. She is a 7 year old girl suffering from [ i not sure lar...some eye cancer i think].
Don't worry...I am not asking u to donate ur eyeball but i hope that u would donate some money to let her see the light again.
Me: Sorry.. i dun have money left... i am so sorry that i cannot help.
Man: Its okay...next time?
Me: Sure!!!
[man walks away]

But this was what i did
Man: I am from xxx cancer society. Sorry to bother u but please look at the picture. She is a 7 year old girl suffering from [ i not sure lar...some eye cancer i think].
Don't worry...I am not asking u to donate ur eyeball but i hope that u would donate some money to let her see the light again.
Me: Go away!
Man: I just hope that u would donate some money to help them.
Me:I dun have any money. Go away!
[man walks away]

I did not really feel very bad cos i noe these people usually fake ones. If that one was real, I hope that the little girl will recover. :)

After lunch, i went for my appointment. I waited a while before it was my turn. I came for an X-ray cos the school dentist suspects that 2 of my milk teeth dun not have permanent teeth. The X-ray was very simple. The dentist [who was damn chio!!! OMG!!!] asked me to rest my chin on something and bite onto something. Den the X-ray thing went around my whole head and it was done. After 10 minutes, the X-ray picture thingy came out. When the dentist saw it, she smiled. I tot that maybe got permanent teeth so dun need to do braces of bridge. Den she say: Oh...both of ur milk teeth dun have permanent teeth.

OMG!!! I DUN HAVE PERMANENT TEETH!!! OH NO!!!
She also say one of it the roots shrinking already and it is going to drop in 2 months time.
Den i will have a gap...den 2 gaps!!! oh no

Solutions:

• braces [lasting but very ex]
• bridge [less ex but not so lasting]
• crown
• dentures

Wadeva. Enuf of my teeth. I will see what happen.

I came across these websites that were talking about mean insults that u could use again mean people. I think it was quite amusing and rather useful so I decided to share.[for the very first time]

• Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you.
• When someone's looking at an object (e.g. his wallet) and laughing, u say:"What, does your wallet tell jokes? "
• When someone says, "I feel so stupid"u say:"It's okay to feel what you are."
• When someone is spelling something aloud, u say:"Are you taking part in a spelling bee? "
• When someone is counting random numbers aloud,u say:"Playing BINGO? "
• Looks like I overestimated the number of your brain cells.
• Someone has a weird or funny name, u say:"Gee, your parents certainly have a weird sense of humour." [ i personally love this]
• When someone asks, "What's happening?!", u say:"With your IQ, I don't think you can understand. "
• When someone says:" I've got nothing better to do", u say:" den why dun u get urself a haircut? u look like a chrysanthemum!"
• "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
• "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
• "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
• "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
• "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
• "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
• This isn't a classroom. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
• The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
• Well, this date was a total waste of makeup.
• Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch my stuff?

I also came across this RANDOM INSULT GENERATOR which i think will come in use somehow.

http://www.cheezus.com/mean/index.cfm

E.g.

• acne-fingered shitmuffin
• wart-faced guttercake
• fish-assed piepicker
• rubber-assed bungbaby
• monkey-fried bananahole

I hope that these will help u in dealing with ur worst enemies :)

Today's timetable to super boring.
I will show it to u.
Math,English,SEL,SEL,SS,English,English,Chinese,Geog.

But Monday will be worse.
Chem,Chem,Chem,Math,Math,Chinese,Chinese,Geog,Bio.

Either the person who set the timetable dun give a damn or the one who set it is a complete retard.

I dun wish to say much today so this is it. :)

We started off with going to our respective classes. Boring. Same faces that I dread since the last hoilday. Anyway, 1 face is missing.

I expected a long talk in the school hall as it was the first day of school (lots of briefing) but I did not expect it to be THAT LONG!!!!! OMG!!!
It was irritating, disturbing, boring.
I did not understand why they did the practice.
It was not meaningful and it was not helping at all. [pouring ice on snow]

Reverend Loh started out with the dedication service. Fortunately, I managed to overcome it.

Then we sang " Bless This School" [which i was so reluctant to bless it]. I pity Ms Lee alot. Every year without fail, she will have to "tiu lian" on the first day of school. In front of the newbies. Luckily, today she did not go out of tune. I was trying to pick her mistakes. :) Slightly sharp or flat. But to no avail !!!

Then Booney started to talk about the 3 pillars, self-awarness, relationship managment, blah blah. To me, it went from the right ear and came out from the left. It was pointless. If she really thought that this will help and bring us to GREATER HEIGHTS....she is wrong.
She was wrong, She is wrong, She is going to be wrong.

Den CCP talked bout discipline.
He started off with some bible verses.
Den this was what I remember.
Attire:

Girls-

• earstick [ one per ear] if you have more than one i will remove and throw it away.
• no more drawstring for girls. [ur blouse has to be tucked in. If you use the drawstring, that will counted as MODIFICATION of school uniform/vandalism.--3 demerit pnts.
• Skirts cannot be too short--above the knee cap, I will send u home to change and u come back. [ if i was sent back, do u think i will be returning???
• Hairband all black
• Fringe must be pinned up.

Boys-

• Fringe cannot be below eyebrow. [ or i will put a bowl on ur head and cut]
• No wax, gel, hairspray or any hair styling products. If I catch u, u will cut of the part of the hair with the wax.

*The rest I dun want to remember.

CLIMAX : The Marble Story

The marble floor: It's so unfair!!! People all over the world come hear to look at you and step on me!

The marble statue: Actually we started off as the same block of marble. But when the sculptor started carving on you, you shouted :" NO ! NO! Its too painful for me! and so he gave up. When he started carving on me, there were times I wanted to shout out :" Stop ! Stop!" But when he finished carving on me, I was amazed at what he had done to me.

Moral of the story: Discipline maybe painful at the beginning but in the end, u will think that it's worth the effort.

Conclusion: Lame.

I hate the first day of school. I dun want to noe or rather accept the fact that I actually got moronic teachers for moronic subjects.

But ...

*Reminder: If u mess with me, I will screw u up till u wished that u were never born :)

Today is the 1st of January so it means that it is 01.01.07.
I heard from someone tat there will be a disaster on 07.07.07. Cool.
So today I am going to write about the important dates of the year.

01.01.07--Buy me a New Year's Day present
02.01.07--Buy me a Hari Raya Haji present [ ketupat also can]
03.01.07--Buy me a school reopening/welcome present
17/18/19/20.02.07-- A Hongbao A Day [tat will keep depression away]
06.04.07--Good Friday [ Pray For ME!!!]
01.05.07--Labour Day [ Free from destructive noise produced from construction sites!!!]
31.05.07--Vesak Day [ Go vegetarian; Save The Animals!!!]
01.08.07--Nurses' Day [ The Day When Doctors Go Solo]
09.08.07--National Day [ Fireworks!!! And Just Pray That One Will Hit Someone That You Dun Like]
28.08.07--OMG!!! This is the most important day of the year.!!!!




































MY BIRTHDAY!!! YOU NOE WHAT TO DO RIGHT?

01.09.07--We can forget about this date :)
01.10.07--Children's Day [ time to take out books on nursery rhymes :); indulge in chocolates and sweets! forget about slimming]
01.11.07--Deepavali [ Change all fluorencent lamps to oil lamps]
20.12.07--Hari Raya Haji [ again]
25.12.07--Christmas [ Day when the tooth fairy will deliver presents to all the naughty children]
26.12.07--Boxing Day
31.12.07--New Year's Eve!!
01.07.08--New Year's Day!!! [ very fast right?!]





Conclusion: This post is lame. I did it cause i was bored. I just did not want to do my homework.