OMG!!! U wun believe that my frens and i actually did it.
Yesterday, we went to starbucks after watching NORBIT [omg so hao xiao can].
We ordered a caramel frap and 7 of us shared. Den we decided to play a game.
2 of my frens went to buy poker cards and we decided on the game BlackJack.
The rule was, as long as u do not get 21 points, u are considered a loser.
And what was the punishment?? U will never be able to guess it.

Preparations of the punishment.
We took the 3 types of drinks the previous customer left on the table and mixed them. I think it was a mocha frap and some orange and strawberry thingy. Eventually we managed to get like half a cup.

Guess what? The punishment was to take a sip. Can u believe it? Its like damn hard to get 21 points every single round and u have to drink what others left behind. U dunno whether the previous customer got STDs or whether there is phlegm or mucus in the drink. Anyway, we also played donkey and its was OMG...scary whenever u draw a card from ur neighbour. I took about 4-5 sips in total...it tasted horrible...trust me...and when i tot of the mucus etc...till now i feel very queasy.

Anyway, for ur information, we finished the entire cup. Our next stop is the coffeeshop...most likely 85 market...u noe those coffee the uncles leave after their conversation...wanna join?

Attention All Chocoholics!!!!
Read the following piece of news...

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - As if people needed another excuse to like chocolate, new studies suggest a specially formulated type of cocoa may boost brain function and delay decline as people age, researchers said on Sunday.
Scientists, speaking at the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science in San Francisco, presented results from early studies testing the effects on the brain of flavanols, an ingredient found in cocoa.
Funded by candy maker Mars Inc., which provided a specially formulated liquid cocoa concoction for the research, the studies suggest that flavanols increase blood flow to the brain and may hold promise for treating some vascular impairments.
Mars, a private company, has made a study of the health benefits of cocoa. Its CocoaVia line of chocolates, made with a process that retains flavanols, have been shown in clinical trials to have benefits for the heart.
The latest research also suggests benefits for the brain.
Ian Macdonald of Britain's University of Nottingham Medical School, conducted a small brain imaging study on young, healthy women to see whether flavanol-rich cocoa helped boost cognitive function during challenging mental tasks.
Although the beverage did not improve their performance on the tests, it did increase blood flow to their brains for a two to three-hour period, Macdonald said.
He believes more research might show that increased blood flow could benefit older adults and those who have cognitive impairments, such as fatigue or even mini-strokes.
A U.S. study of healthy adults over 50 also found a marked rise in blood flow. It was conducted by Harvard Medical School researcher Dr. Norman Hollenberg, who has studied the effects of cocoa and flavanols on Panama's Kuna Indian population.
Hollenberg believes that, while promising, the brain benefit needs to be verified.
"The only way we can prove something is working is a large clinical trial," he said.
Meanwhile, the researchers cautioned against rushing out to binge on the special Mars line of chocolates.

I am so glad this report came out. OMG!!! Indulge in chocolate people!!!

Dun care about ur weight...neglect the circumference of ur thighs...dun give a damn about that extra blob of meat at ur abdomen...anti-weighing machines...bring slimming pills and centres down...long live the chocolates...INDULGE!!!

I just abhor dumplings.

Who's Ms dumpling u might be wondering. Well, she is someone "which" u do not wanna make frens with. She's in my class. Yup. My class. To have such a destructive character and to be in a class with me in it is called karma. Yes. Bad deeds she have done throughout her lifetime...Not forgivable acts which have pissed people off...and in the end ur name ended up my blog. Have u ever wondered if this was a good thing??? Many people will noe u soon...

Apparently, she is into dumplings. Into dumplings. It started off like this...

In the class

Chinese Teacher: We have a parent and children dumpling festival on [dunno what date]...who's interested?
Awkward silence...
Chinese teacher: if that's the case... i shall let our chinese reps go
Stupid ms dumpling: Why always the same people go?? Very unfair leh...maybe others wanna go leh?
Chinese teacher: So do u mean u are interested?
Me: Ha!!! serves u right for talking too much !
Stupid ms dumpling: No No!!! i cannot...i dun want to go

Irony
1. Why did u say that "others may be interested when u dun want to go?? Totally redundant. Redundant redundancies. Unecessary repetition.
Let me give u examples
-anonymous stranger
-empty hole
-all inclusive
-exact replica
-surrounded on all sides

U may argue that u were not referring to urself right? But if u not that dumb, u would have expected this to happen. Are you brain-dead? If yes... learn from your parents' mistakes...use birth control!

Well... dun complain bout me blogging insulting things bout u. U did not directly piss me off, but i just could not stand what u did and how u reacted to what u did!!! Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Do you want do die stupid? Or do u wanna stupidly die? Wait!!! don't think, it may sprain your brain!

Me: Teacher...let her go lar...later she suffer from immense sadness and commit suicide with a bowl of dumplings. Den it would be a pity...what a waste of the dumplings...
Someone with a low iq will have a low voice too...and i perceive u as a baritone.

So today our class had a debate. Ms dumpling's group was up and when the debate was open to the floor, i used this golden opportunity to slam her down. You be the door and I'll slam you. And as i thought...she could not answer my questions...well, she was blabbering throughout as if she knows everythin, but in fact i dun think she understood my questions...commendable effort ms dumpling...effort appreciated..but dun give up...keep talking, someday you will say something intelligent! And i heard that when i presented my speech u did not wanna rebutt. Why? i was anticipating u to let me slam u again. People don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose... At least u are clever enough to not let me slam u again..seems like u not that idiotic. U are just doing fine. But keep improving k? cos there is no vaccine against stupidity and stupidity is forever. But fortunately, stupidity is not painful. When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I will say your stupidity. You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime. Maybe u are not stupid...u are just possessed by a retarded ghost.

If u were to ask me why do i not like her, i would tell u i wish to noe the answer. So too bad ms dumpling...take it that u are unfortunately unfortunate and u owe me this one.

Before i go, i would like to dedicate u these insults...
-If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.
-During delivery, when the doctor saw u coming out, he started pushing u back in.
-You are pretty as a picture and i would love to hang you.

Today was a funny day. Everyone was like qionging chem during SEL and Chinese. Den John came in late. He was limping. Den i saw the bandage on his feet. Guess what? I bursted into laughter. Den Zhao han'd fone got confiscated by shan shan cos he was looking at some disgusting videos. And guess what? I bursted into laughter. That's why I say today's a funny day.

Okay, let me go to the main point. 4B sat together during recess with binghao the only odd one out. I said "aunty mcmuffin" when Gayle had milo in her mouth. She was trying so hard not to let it "shoot out". Let me tell u the story of aunty mcmuffin.

Aunty Mcmuffin was a character created by me and Binghao. This are her personal particulars.
First Name: Aunty
Middle Name: Mc
Last Name: Muffin
D.O.B: 02/02/07
Place Of Birth: The toilet of the science block
I seriously dun noe how did i come out with such a name and i dun see what is so funny bout it.

After recess, Jan and Rebecca were having a cat fight in class. Wow! I never seen Jan so hiong before. They wanted to use wendy's water bottle to spray each other. Apparently they used so much force that poor wendy's water bottle became dented. And in the end, Jan got herself all wet. Winner: Rebecca!!! Wooooo!!!!

Chem test was super hard. I did not noe what i was doing. Apparently just regurgitating every thing out whenever i see a trigger word.
E.g. What is the oxidation....
Ans: Oxidation is the gaining of oxygen, losing of hydrogen, losing of electrons and increase in oxidation state.
But actually i think the question only wanted me to find the oxidation state.
I am sure to fail the test. CCL's test are hard. Dun underestimate them.

I went to choir with a damn bad temper cos i tot that my IQs were falling. I think i am getting more and more stupid. So i offended any of u guys...sry. Den after i saw Binghao, I started laughing. [dunno whether is good or bad]...anyway, we cracked lots jokes with wensiu and yeekei bout mei mei being choked by a watermelon and theshanggong shrine. Wadeva.

k...needa go do hw le...that's it. Tag and leave my blog.

I seriously got nothing else to do. But actually, i have lots of tests next week so i got lots to study. But i have nothing else to do okay!!! Say okay!!! dun remind me of it. Self-deception.

I came here to waste time so that i will have lesser time to study. Den i will have lesser time to remember that i have alot of tests next week. Somemore monday i will get my chinese o level results. [according to reliable sources] It will be better if i dun. If u see me around the clock tower after getting my results, slap me. In case i go up by the stairs and come down in a totally different way.

ZOMG. i dun noe what to do!!!! Trapped in my own world of nonsense. Deluded.

my god!!! my english is really bad today so forgive me.

I am feeling lame. This is a very short post. Hello Mr Tan again. I noe u are looking at this.

Hello!!! Mr Tan! I noe u are reading this...but why u dun want to tag? U tag already den i can noe ur com ID so i can ban u...jkjk

Today, Mr Tan talked to the shanggongs bout me posting "biting and sacarstic posts."
He says that he is okay with it. He asked me to stop adding fuel to fire [which i totally enjoy] but since he said it, I shall give him face. So HakKal, its not that I concede defeat...its just that i am making an effort to be nice [a.k.a. me in the wrong mental state]. Anyway, U have already lost from the very beginning. Okay...I think I should stop now or I will end up scolding people again.

So this is it. End of the drama. Be thankful that I ended it this way. It's like Rolex watches having a 90% discount. :)

Hmmm....seems like after much explaination, our dear HakKal still does not understand what I am talking about. Partly because of his poor english foundation and me using vocabs that are too chim for him. I want to put an end to this argument and this will be the post that does the final job and the clearing up of the mess. If our dear HakKal is still as thick-skinned and does not wish to back off, I've got nothing to say. Though I really wish to provoke and antagonize him through my insults, eventually I found that it is taking too much of my time and he is not worth my time.

Anyway, I dun noe why he chose a name "HaKkal". It sounds so barbaric and unsophisticated. It is for country bumpkins. And country bumpkins are usually not very good in their languages. They are suited for visuals and hand signals. Today, I have chosen to portray my hatred for him in the form of visuals. There's a saying " A picture says a thousand words" [though my hatred for him is more than a thousand words so take it as a discount] so here goes... [The following picture maybe disturbing for some of u but be sure that it is not a form of childishness]