When I was walking down the corridors these few days, [like the linkway, library, stairs from hall to concourse etc.] i felt this wave of nausea and seriously wanted to vomit. Just to spare the cleaners of our school the agony of cleaning the pile of mess i could have produced upon looking at these pictures, I reluctantly swallowed back my vomit. Disgusting right? Precisely, Disgusting. The pictures are nothing but disgusting. For me, I think that licking the toilet floors will be less offensive than looking at these pictures. Seriously, I mean seriously, I urge the school management board to do something about it. [like put a warning sign a 100m ahead of the pictures] so that students can avoid.

Apparently, the problem of these puke-inducing pictues everywhere can actually be solved using what I have suggested. But today, I found out that 3 more offensive pictures have been pasted on the canteen walls. My emphasis is on CANTEEN. A canteen is a place for us to eat our food happily and to our hearts content. I do not understand the purpose of the school pasting these pictures everywhere. And by pasting it in the canteen walls, I infer that your aim is to carry out this "mass starvation workshop"? or should I say "mass anorexic/bulimic exercise"? Well, in that case, you have succeeded all right. Well Done!

Can someone tell me the reason for doing this? A constructive one please? If you were thinking of promoting the habit of reading through these pictures [cos they are all holding books], can you like get someone who is more physically presentable? "Is it that bad?", you may be asking. Well then, let me describe the characters shown on the pictures.

1) A Fat Ass
She is this cranky woman who has an extremely buldging tummy. If you take an aerial view of it, you will probably see layers and folds. She has thighs so big, that their circumference is bigger than the circumference of her head. She also have double chins all the way down to her stomach and sausage like arms. I can tell you that beneath her old wrinkled skin is a layer of 5cm fat. She has a face which reminds me of the craters on the moon and most importantly, she stink.

2)A Dried Prune
Seriously, she remind me of a dried prune. She looks like as if I removed all her flesh, leaving her skin there to wrinkle. She does not put on make-up, cause she is still mourning over her husband's death [no bright colours allowed] and this is what scares most of the people. You see, her complexion is not like fantastic but she does not even make an effort to cover up her flaws and that's bad...

3) Just a half bald man in his mids with a tummy. A nerdy look, sucks up to the other 2 women. Nothing much to say about him.

"The perfection of rottenness." This should be the phrase used to describe the pictures as a whole. I just cannot find a good reason of why the school did this so I just have to conclude that the school is cerebrally challenged. Haha....

Yay! My com's back to normal....so i'm back blogging.

Highlight of the Day
Re: Holiday Class Magazine Project
Maria's group did a magazine by the name VIGRIN. [virgin] And the most fantastic part of their magazine is the Aunt Agony section. It goes sumthing like this...

Question
Dear Aunty Agony, I had that one my with boyfriend and then we broke up. Now I suspect that i am pregnant. What should I do?

From : Un-virgin

Reply
Dear Un-virgin, It is normal for couples to have sex so dun worry. Since he already left you, you may wish to go for an abortion. But if you have no money to go for an abortion, you can simply flush the baby down the toiletbowl.

Aunt Agony

Wadeva. Just being lame.

Yup...
Today's and the future choir practices was lame/are going to be lame.
We will split into our small groups and start training within this small group under the 4 SLs.
Quoted from the SLs " Mr oth want to split us into smaller groups to make us sing out and so that we will not be hiding behind our seniors."
For me, i highly doubt this intention of his. Otherwise, how can u explain that smirk on his face when the different groups were performing?

When my group was performing, i knew that it wasn't good. But i tried to salvage the situation. But everytime i tried to do so, this whole bucket of iced water will just come pouring over my head. Where did this bucket of iced water come from? Obviously from that charming smile of oth. I was watching him more than I was watching the conductor. Cos I wanted to see his reactions to how we sang the song and determine whether it sounded good or bad. However, as I watched him meticulously, my blood started to boil. At every mistake we made, he would give that sarcastic smile. U noe, the type that goes "HAH! I am so much better than u" kind of smile.

And apparently that smile of his, whether is supposed to be encouraging or discouraging, is seriously getting on my nerves. Do you seriously think that people will dare to sing out loud when they actually tried and u scorn at them? If you didn't notice, then i am telling you now. Ur actions contradicts with your intentions. Understand? If you do, then stop it! If you don't, then eat more brain food. They'll help. Somehow...

Today's choir practice was a fruitful and tiring one.
When I was on my way home, i met XXX on the bus. We were talking bout some choir stuff and den i asked him this question

Me: Can u ask ertcnee oht to transfer me to Sop? I seriously dun like the tenor range.
XXX: Actually i asked him before u noe? I said :"maybe u wanna transfer shawn goh to Sop cos his falsetto stronger than his real voice. Den enanj hit me and said: No lor!!!" [which means enanj dun want me to be in the section lar..but never mind...thats not important.] Den ertcnee oht said :"U tell shawn goh arh...is either he sing tenor and stay in SYF or he sing Sop and get out of SYF'

Mind u Mr Man...SYF is for us to develop our interest in the Arts and to allow us to see how far the choir's potential can go ok? Not for u to use as a weapon...always threatening people with "I will simply kick you out of SYF" Its not like I am an unproductive person in the choir...only occupying space and taking up air in the music room. I do create sound. Whether it's good sound or bad sound, whateva u think it is. There are other people who just occupy space and take up air in the music room, in addition create non-constructive noises. Me wanting to transfer to Sop is merely a request. A normal human being will just politely reject the request. Let me remind u again...u need not say that. That was totally unnecessary. I don't need it. So dun give it to me. If u need someone to coach u on how to deal with such cases with courtesy, inform me. I will make some arrangements for you.

THIS COLOUR MEANS IT'S MY THOUGHTS.

Haha...rd noob is counted as sacked... hehe
Joy to the world!!!!

Anyway...i just broke my specs...so irritated!!! i like that specs lor... but the good thing is get to buy a new one..soon..maybe later.

Anyway...i got this video about a fat woman singing Without You by Mariah Carey.
She is totally tone deaf and she did not get a single note correct. Enjoy!!! *laugh*

After the long wait, i have finally found the right one to insult. OMG i can't wait!!!
I assure you that you will back me. Definitely.
She is none other than our beloved principal...rd noob !!!
Exciting topic isn't it???
Lets start.

Apparently our dear rd noob had trampled on the toes of those who did not attend the founders' day celebration. Although i am not one of them, but there are still other reasons for me to write this post. REASONS i mean.

A "talk" by rd noob was held at the AVT on the day after the founders' day. All who did not attend the founders' day celebration were called there. I was not one of them so i can only blog on the information given to me. So here goes...

Quoted from XXX : [ORANGE COLOUR MEANS MY FEELINGS]
" She was out to ruin us and to totally destroy our self esteem you noe!! her speech was so venomous and vehement lar!!! She came into the room with mindset of scolding people already...tats why she sounded like that. not just the students lor...the teachers also got it from her.

One of the teachers let his students off for early recess and 5 of them were supposed to go for the thingy. and when they were having their noodles, they were called to the AVT. Den rd noob was like:"your stomach more important or this more important? u should have vomited out ur noodles and come for this!!!" [Its like obviously my stomach more important lar!!! oops i forgot...she majored in geography and not bio..hehe] so those poor boys were made to stand on the stage.

And those who did not sit properly on the chair got this from her " what are you? worm arh? jellylegs arh??" and those who came late got this "slackness in attitude...slackness in movement".

Attendance was also taken. and when there were mistakes in the name list, rd noob went:" what is this!!?? feedback!!! feedback to admin!!!" and blah blah blah the scolding went on. den she said:" u all are so irresponsible!! what do you think you should do now? [go for recess] all of you will have to write on a reflection based on how well do you fit in the AHS student profile!!!"

Den my fren asked:" wad about those who have mc??" rd noob:" so what if you have mc? Does that mean that you can miss such an important school event??? [like duh..den u want me to faint in that stuffy hall meh???] if u all dun hand up ur reflections by tmr, i will find a cane and come after you....i will track you down... and i will find a nice spot to cane the girls...you all arh..cos so much trouble. The teachers and I could have been in the staff lounge relaxing and drinking coffee and here i am dealing with you [mind you..you did not come to this school to have coffee]...next time when u need 1 more mark to get into the JC u want, we will not give it to you!!! unless you show great improvement den we will consider blah blah blah bleh...vomits!!!!"

And the teachers just left the room immediately after the bell went. [teachers also buay song]..."


Wadeva lar...you and ur famous slackness in attitude...slackness in movement...
u wanna noe what's slackness in attitude??? u not making an effort to dress properly, in a more presentable manner is slackness in attitude...and what's slackness in movement?? raise ur arms and shake them. see sumthing wobbling about?? the amount of fat deposited on ur arms is slackness in movement..

And about the AHS profile...
1. The pupil is able to distinguish right from wrong...sure.. i'm right and u are wrong and that's it
2.The pupil is persevering, able to face challenges positively...of course..the student body has tolerated u and gnoehc's nonsense for 2 damn years!!!! this is perseverance and facing challenges positively.
3.The pupil is respectful....we may not seem respectful to you cos we only give respect to the ones who deserve it.
4.The pupil cares not only for self, but also for others... wad about you??? if u dun earn a sastisfying amount of money as being principal, would u even be one??? so how "un-self-centred" are you?
5.The pupil is loyal to the school...if the school had not been so hypocritical, we would be extremely loyal and will sing the school song with pride.
6.The pupil makes morally sound decisions...if i had known that you were coming to this school, i would have made the most morally sound decision in my life.

And you always talk about upholding traditions...yea right...u passed..u did a great job.
If we should uphold tradition, den founders' day should be celecbrated on founder's day and not some kuku day. If you wanted to uphold tradition, why did u make the AHS socks?? are they part of the tradition? Damn you! only noe how to say. you can jolly well go for a hysterectomy.

And you are one bias rectum-sniffing woman. u wanna upgrade the sports facilities right?? wad bout the performing arts huh? why dun you do something to make our music room's acoustic better? or make our room sound proof so that the choir will not hear the blasting or horns and tuba when they are practising???? wad about building an concert hall for us to practice??? huh? dun neglect the performing arts. One fine day they will dominate this school in the CCA area. dun forget where did ur esplande performance came from arh..without us, u will not able to receive comments like "woah...ur school's performing arts are fantastic" from the guest of honours okay? get ur badminton to play a match in the concert hall lar...i always have the feeling that u will only remember the performing arts when you need them..like founder's day performance...chinese new year den u will remember CO right?? Otherwise chinese drama will just remain as chinese dance to u right?? Hah! Amusing!

If I were asked to describe you in a sentence, this would be it!
You pork bellied, puke inducing mindless bigbaby!!!



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I'm back. Cheer! CHEER!!!!
Not going to say much today cos my life is rather mundane since the past 2 weeks. [also got no tags to reply]

K...that's it. Post just to keep my blog alive.
Still waiting for someone for me to scold. Maybe the courtesy campaign is taking effect.
Aniwae...why didn't i feel the earthquake???